Earlier this week, at the campus bookstore:
[mundane]
Me: So, yes, I've found your section number. You'll need--
Customer: Hold on, I'ma write this down
Me: Alright, you'll need Timaeus and Critias, by Plato.
Customer: Timbus and Crimunn. Who's that by?
Me: Plato. Next you'll need--
Customer: That's Plato, by Timbus and Crimunn.
Me: Yep...You'll also need The Analects of Confucius.
Customer: Who's that one by?
Me: Scatman Crothers. Thanks for comin' in.
[/mundane]
Ok, well that last bit's apocryphal, as the customer was somebody's dad, sweetly gathering book info for his daughter.
Ah, cowwage.
Philatelite: The Decalogue
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