And now it's time for Watching El Topo, with Adam Cofer:Adam: Was that a metaphor?
Jesse: *barely contains exasperation*
After "adjusting" to the surrealism, Adam's surround sound system starts buzzing.
From the troubleshooting section of the Technics manual:
1. Is your stereo properly grounded?
2. Are you attempting to watch El Topo?
Ten minutes later:
Me: This one's not very plotty...
Adam: Jodorowsky's Catholic. Well, that explains......nothing.
Adam: This is sort of a funeral procession for his nads.
Me: Elegy, right to the nuts!
Stop blinking if you want to understand what's happening.
Forty five minutes in:
Me: Oh, well there's water coming out of that desert penis.
Adam: (mit nonchalance, at this point) Okay.
Adam: I mean, bisexual is one thing, but she's a cactus fucker.
WORST. WHOREHOUSE. EVER.
This film was shot in Anamorphic Fuck You
UNEXPLAINED METAPHOR FATIGUE
If you, or anyone you know is suffering from UMF, please call this toll-free number.
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Adam: Jodorowsky just donkey-punched me.
Episode Recap West Wing Announcer Voice: Last Week, on EL TOPO......Tonight, on a very Special EL TOPO!.....
I think next Thanksgiving, I'll just buy a lava lamp and watch that.