Wednesday, September 03, 2008

Dear Rich White Millionaires

Hi, please don't pretend you're not a part of the elite, and stop calling me a part of the elite just because I don't vote to protect your pocketbook, prohibiting you from affording the gold flavored cocaine that most certainly floats around your parties. I'm unemployed, lived off the dole to go school, and am currently looking into graduate school with an eye towards making not nearly as much money as you.

Shut the fuck up and then die in a fire.

Love,

An Ethicist.

2 comments:

the proprietor... said...

This is not really on topic, but did you see the waddly-chinned republicans interrupting speeches last night to repeatedly chant "Drill, baby, drill!"?

Jesus wept.

Plaid Avenger said...

Those people had the power of speech? I thought it was just a low barf sound coming out of their mouths.