Monday, October 19, 2009

It Is NOT Too Scary For Your Kids

God...

Really?

Your kids require being scared at a movie from time to time. It's part of BEING A KID! Goddam-

-No. I'll just stop right now. I'm not reviewing Where The Wild Things Are, here. I'm just venting my feelings about hyper-sensitive, over-protective parents who freak out at any sign of distress (as if distress wasn't something to learn to manage early on)

Here are just a few images from some of the flicks we saw when we were kids:


JESUS CHRIST!


SHIT, I'M UNDER THE COUCH


FUCK YOU, SHOWTIME


You can't see this very well, but ARTEX IS FUCKING DROWNING IN QUICKSAND NO!!!!!


NOW THIS THING, GODDAMMIT. TURN IT OFF!

And nuts to this.

The kids around me settled down, almost immediately, just so you know. They were, most of them, paying rapt attention.

2 comments:

0.775volts said...

or This: http://brokehoedown.files.wordpress.com/2008/05/toaster_1.jpg

TOASTERS DON'T HAVE EYES! AAAAAHHH!!!

Also, my captcha is "shanes".

that is weird, and somehow appropriate.

Plaid Avenger said...

it's definitely kleine somethin'.